Oral Exams
Incoming "Super cool story, bro." moment;
I got a new toothbrush today. My old one was kinda dead. So now i'm back to a non-electric. Seems like a step backwards... but then i remembered how many ads have played over the last few years of brand new CRISS CROSS BRISTLE GUM MASSAGING TONGUE CLEANING SHAPED LIKE A PENIS technology improvements to the humble toothbrush.
I had almost forgotten how it feels to get a new toothbrush... The first use just makes you feel so clean.
I told you it was a cool story
Exams are coming up...
When i say "Exams" i actualy mean one exam. Two if you count the GAT. Curse you, Accounting.
I almost forgot this section of the website existed. Then i felt it was the perfect place to tell masses of the presumably one visitor per month audience that visits my blog. Go figure.
Edit: I thought it would be an even cooler story to continue the news considering the lack of it over the past few months.
1) Since my last post, a rival has developed to the 7/11 guy in the way of awesomeness. Firstly, i haven't seen the 7/11 guy for a few months now - and my new brohelm is the asian peeps from the bakery near school. They know what we all want as soon as we walk in the door. It's only a matter of time before they know where we live.
2) I went and looked up the usage statistics for bladey.info: 755 unique visitors and 1032 overall...
Oh geez. That's embarrasing.
3) I made some Turkish Delight for mother's day. In chocolate, and regular form. They were kickin' rad.
4) I'll probably be getting a suit soon. Need suggestions for style. Please don't mention the words 'penis embroided'.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT!
Edit2:
"PowerTip" and "Indicator" bristles (with a load of (R) (TM) crap around it)... What the hell needs indicating while it's in your mouth? Is it for the kind of people that forget which direction they're brushing in? Oh geez, that's embarassing.
I got a new toothbrush today. My old one was kinda dead. So now i'm back to a non-electric. Seems like a step backwards... but then i remembered how many ads have played over the last few years of brand new CRISS CROSS BRISTLE GUM MASSAGING TONGUE CLEANING SHAPED LIKE A PENIS technology improvements to the humble toothbrush.
I had almost forgotten how it feels to get a new toothbrush... The first use just makes you feel so clean.
I told you it was a cool story
Exams are coming up...
When i say "Exams" i actualy mean one exam. Two if you count the GAT. Curse you, Accounting.
I almost forgot this section of the website existed. Then i felt it was the perfect place to tell masses of the presumably one visitor per month audience that visits my blog. Go figure.
Edit: I thought it would be an even cooler story to continue the news considering the lack of it over the past few months.
1) Since my last post, a rival has developed to the 7/11 guy in the way of awesomeness. Firstly, i haven't seen the 7/11 guy for a few months now - and my new brohelm is the asian peeps from the bakery near school. They know what we all want as soon as we walk in the door. It's only a matter of time before they know where we live.
2) I went and looked up the usage statistics for bladey.info: 755 unique visitors and 1032 overall...
Oh geez. That's embarrasing.
3) I made some Turkish Delight for mother's day. In chocolate, and regular form. They were kickin' rad.
4) I'll probably be getting a suit soon. Need suggestions for style. Please don't mention the words 'penis embroided'.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT!
Edit2:
"PowerTip" and "Indicator" bristles (with a load of (R) (TM) crap around it)... What the hell needs indicating while it's in your mouth? Is it for the kind of people that forget which direction they're brushing in? Oh geez, that's embarassing.
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Posted on 31 May 2009 by bld
by Ash Ashinand @ 31 May 2009 06:50 am
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